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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:09
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
New COVID variant is spreading. Don’t underestimate it, experts say. - NJ.com
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
White House Aims To Halt NASA Missions Across The Solar System - Forbes
Unacceptable again!
No way
Just Forget it!
What is the difference between heaven and heavens?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?
share office space ...
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Bacteria living in your gut may cause depression, not your brain, says a new study - Earth.com
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Chip Supplier Wolfspeed Agrees to Cut $4.6 Billion Debt in Bankruptcy - WSJ
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?